Whats your best joke, dis, or anti-joke?

2016-06-26 06:36
 
lets see what you all got :D
1#
2016-06-26
Three guys go on vacation, their reservation is lost, so they have to share a queen size bed. The next morning the one on the left says"i dreamnt someone was wacking me off". The one on the right says, "i dreamnt that someone was waxking me off too". And the one in the middle says "thats wierd, i dreamnt i was skiing". LMFAO
2#
2016-06-26
My favorite one is the one where two guys are playing and one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. In panic the other guy takes his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He says to the operator "my friend is dead! What can I do?" the operator tells him to calm down he says "First, let's make sure he's dead before we do anything." There is a little silence and then a shot is heard.

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