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Don't you hate it when you see people pretend someone they are not?

I remember when I was in middle school I had friends that spoke really good Spanish and dressed normal. all of the sudden when they went into high school they said that they didn't speak Spanish and started dressing emo and stuff like that. Some even

What is the best way to leave your lover?

Paul Simon tells us "Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, You don’t need to be coy Roy, Just get yourself free, Hop on the bus Gus, You don’t need to discuss much just drop off the key Lee, and get yourself free" but w

How do Japanese people dance?

opan gangnam style!

HELP!! Answer this riddle--Brothers and sisters I have none, but that mans father is my fathers son..who am i?!

That mans father is my fathers son. Im am tge son. That man is me. That my father is my father. My fathers father is my granfather.

If there were a movie about the two, who do you think will win? Superman or a vampire?

a strong vampire not anyone. I had an argument with my sister, she says that a vampire will win and I say superman. what do you think?

If you could meet one person in this world, who would it be?

Mine would be my friend, never met him before. guess you could call him a pen pal

A brain teaser,There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. How many ducks

There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there in total?

What is the best thing I can do make my birthday the most memorable day?

Tomorrow is my birthday and till now I haven't celebrated it with a pomp and show.... This time everyone including me is very excited for my birthday... My family and friends are planning surprises for me, but what should I do to make it memorable..

If you could travel into the past, then that means the future has already happened, which means that the future is the p

Not exactly. If you travel to the past, you would be disrupting the flow of events... just being present and not directly interacting with anyone/thing, you could still set in effect a change (i.e. the butterfly effect). That would then cause a new

Anything precious you lost and found it back?

I lost my activity button n now its back ! :' ) n also my cbse 10 marksheet which I luckily found in my Almira only !

what can I do for the party tonight?

what are some games or something to do at my party tonight? there won't be alcohol or drugs so games that don't include those. we are 14-16 yrs old

What are some fun things to do by yourself when you are bored?

watch all four seasons of the WALKING DEAD over and over while eating Ben and Jerry's Peanut Butter cup ice cream.

Is the westboro Baptist church real?

because most of they're points are invalid. their signs say God hates Jews......Jesus was a Jew dumba**.

A riddle,A tiny thing, that you exist,Sweet and valuable, but lightning fast,Combined minds and a member of royalty,What

A tiny thing, that you exist, Sweet and valuable, but lightning fast, Combined minds and a member of royalty, Without me you would die. What am I?

A brain teaser,What one word goes with each of these to make a new phrase? Strip, Ground, Fan

strip the ground down fan man..... idk.. i didnt even really get what your question meant :p

How to much people do I need to start Clan War?

At least 10+ Members. Join my Clan its ClanOfClashers my name on CoC is Colton

A riddle. What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?

What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?

Any fun home-ideas for summer?

My friends and I are looking for some easy and cheap things to do at home this summer. we like fun and crazy ideas. our ages range from 13-14. thanks! all answers get helpful button clicked!

What are some really good puns?

My friend and I have an on going thing where we greet each-other with a really good (or bad) pun every day....and I can't think of any more!

If an earthquake happened on mars, would it be called a marsquake?

It would be called marsquake if it happened on Mars. A marsquake is a quake that happens on the planet Mars. A recent study implies that marsquakes occur every million years. Go to http://www.space.com/418-marsquakes-red-planet-rumble.html for detail

Why is everybody so hung up on getting followers on Ask?

Isn't it more important to just answer people's questions as well as you can and not with answers that you hope will get you more followers? And how pathetic is it to actually ask people to follow you? Sheesh!

Who else can feel the earth move?

When I was younger it was more clearer, but I can just sit down and feel the earth move. Why's this? When I was younger I'd do this everyday at school if that helps.

A brain teaser, You?re riding a horse. To the right of you is a cliff and in front of you is an elephant. How do get t

You?re riding a horse. To the right of you is a cliff and in front of you is an elephant moving at the same pace and you can?t overtake it. To the left of you is a hippo running at the same speed and a lion is chasing you. How do you get to safety?

Before the channel disney XD.... what was the last channel called?

there was a channel of disney of what now is disney XD where mickey had a comedy show, what was it called? all the characters from movies and shows, i dont remember what it was called

answer this: a baby fell from the windowsill in a 180-story building, but survived with no injuries. how?

The window sill was on the first floor of the tall building. <This is grade 4 humor.>

A riddle,A man went to the hardware store to buy items for his house.1 would cost $.2512 would cost $.50What did he buy?

A man went to the hardware store to buy items for his house. 1 would cost $.25 12 would cost $.50 122 would cost $.75 When he left the store he had spent $.75, what did he buy?

Solve this RIDDLE: To stop from entry, A sandy band; A word for "the courts," "Sweet" for gourmand.

Solve the riddle. If you don't get the answer, I'll give it to you in the comments.

Any good quotes?

I want clever/ funny ones. Example: I have 20/20 vision, but still can't see my haters

A really good anime

I would like an anime similar to naruto or fairy tail I want it to be able to make me get goosebumps, laugh, and cry. Preferably many episodes but I'll take what I can get

What are some good usernames with the name, Sky in it?

Some things that may help... My Interests: -Dragons -Vampires -Wolves -Video-games -Gothic Culture -Anime and Manga -Writing and Drawing -Rainy Days

Any good YouTube video topics?

Superwomen! She's soo awesome

What if Panem is behind the fence.

In the world of Divergent, what if behind the fence is Panem lol Just seeing what you would say, I know what is really behind it... But, what would you say..

What are some cute names for a chinchilla or Hamster

Any ideas I might get either one im not sure which to get yet just need some names

What are some irregular but not so irregular instruments?

Instrument like the ukulele and the melodica? What are some instruments that are known/ recognized but not popular?

what does reddit mean?!?!

OK so I keep seeing the word reddit and its annoying me because I don't know what it means! what does it mean?!?!?!

Why are middle schoolers so tall these days?

I'm 14 and there are 6th graders taller than me?!

What are some good hotel pranks

If it's multiple stories high, get in an elevator and... 1) put a shoebox in the corner and ask people if they hear ticking 2) shake hands with everyone that gets on and say "Please, call me General." 3) smile at the person and tell them yo

What is the definition of infinity

Forever, eternity, never ending

Is it true that you can die if you drink one whole soy sauce bottle (the ones you find in restaurants) in one sitting?

Yes. Soy sauce is extremely salty, and an excess of salt is bad. It absorbs all of the liquid in your body.

A riddle,I’m lighter than a feather but even the world’s strongest man can’t hold me for more than a f

I feel like you're a tune. if so, the riddle isn't complete I don't think.

A riddle,I’m lighter than a feather but even the world’s strongest man can’t hold me for more than a f

I feel like you're a tune. if so, the riddle isn't complete I don't think.

What are some funny random things to say in public?

Go around and randomly scream I DON'T WANT YOUR COOKIES!!!!! Or dress up as Nyan cat and scream NYANYANYANYANYANI'MAFREAKINGCATNYANYAN Or whisper to a random person, give me $50 and I'll let you see my pet unicorn. I could come up with even more, b

Why do they call being "chicken" chicken. ive never seen a "chicken" chicken

"Being a chicken" is called so because chicken are associated with fear. A chicken may jump away in fear even when you lift your hand to stretch, thinking that you want to catch it. Being so much afraid and always looking over your shoulder